Perhaps I am a bit late to the party. I have never been a giant Dolly fan. Too much un-ironic kitsch and big hair were blocking my view...

You know how sometimes, you find out what someone does for a living and you are like, "How do I get in on that?!" Too often it is simply the

If you see me out-and-about town, I am likely wearing headphones and stepping out into traffic or walking off with someone else’s grocery ca